HOSTED BY NIFTY GATEWAY
IN PARTNERSHIP WITH IV.GALLERY

7PM EST 10.30.20

AUCTIONS WILL LAST 24 HOURS 

ARTISTS STATEMENT ABOUT THE COLLECTION

bruh, i just learned wtf an NFT is like two weeks ago, not gonna act like i have a ton of intelligent shit to say here.  this crypto space seems super interesting though and i see a ton of potential to do some  weird shit nobody has done yet... 

ALSO, i'm not going anywhere and i'm gonna keep working my fucking ass off to make anyone who didn't buy these now look like a god damn moron.  ✌️

THE COLLECTION

POLITICS IS BULLSHIT, 2020

EDITION OF 100, $1

NOTES:   ok first off it's a fucking dollar, if you need extra convincing from some BS artist's notes wether you want to spend a dollar on this i will punch you in the god damn face.  smash the buy button ya jabroni.

PRE-ELECTION

BIDEN WIN

TRUMP WIN

CROSSROAD, 2020

LIMITED EDITION 1/1  |  includes signed limited edition prints of all 3 states (pre-election, Trump win, Biden win) 

NOTES:  This piece is a first for Nifty, a token that will change based on the outcome of the election.   If anything is constant about the times we now live in, it's uncertainty.  This uncertainty is perfectly encapsulated in this piece of artwork as the person buying the piece will not know the final artwork.   The artwork will be one state at auction before the election, and after the results of the election are known, will forever change to reflect a Trump or Biden win.

 

PLEASE FUCKING NOTE: If trump wins, this token will change to that video of sexy boi king trump stomping through hell FOREVER.  I don’t want you coming back to me bitching that you spent $2M* on this and now it’s a video of orangeman going HAM and it’s keeping u up at night popping mad boners.  should have voted bruh.

 

*and stfu that this isn’t gonna be worth a fuckton more when I hit 30 years of everydays and have a permanent collection in the MOMA. smh.

CRYPTO IS BULLSHIT, 2020

LIMITED EDITION 1/1  - includes signed limited edition print.

NOTES:  We've all heard this before.  Playing off of Trevor Jones' "Picasso's Bull"  I'm assuming this title will not age well.  ;)  #hodl

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